best website stats biography d!o (Dio van der Veen) of John and John


Judging from his comics you'd say d!o is a perverted, schizophrenic, sex obsessed maniac. This is not far from the horrid truth. Whenever d!o isn't drawing comics he crawls into a moist corner of his house where he compulsively masturbates to retro-porn and pictures of small animals. The few people who met this introvert 'artist' describe him as a drug-crazed lunatic who speaks of breasts as if they were tits. Who is surrounded by enormous amounts of chocolate which he calls his army of poo.

But seriously, stay away from this guy! He has the ability to make you like him and if this should happen, make you vulnerable to his perverse view on the world. It happened to me a long time ago and I still have to carry the scars of sickness on my back like a monkey on crack. I even snicker at his comics once in a while!! See what I mean? SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!!

A close and personal friend who wishes to stay anonymous...